As punishment for my sins I have to write reviews on this kind of shit.

this sums up my feelings about this show

It’s hard to get me angry about anime. Typically even stuff like Infinite Stratos will qualify as good in my mind, at least for the period I watch it. Since seeing Is I have changed my rating to a 5, or on the oki meter, a generic anime. This takes the cake for generic. How can I properly explain to you how generic this is? I watched Wedding Peach. Yeah, and I can’t stand this. I don’t see the point of this series beyond some of the outfit designs being cute. The opening was the most fucking stereotypically squeaky piece of shit I’ve ever seen. So have no doubt. I would not recommend this anime to anyone. Within 10 seconds of seeing this I knew that I hated it, it had bad art, it had bad music, it had a bad title, and I wanted nothing to do with it. But I’ll continue on this wretched journey if for no other reason than balancing out my karma ever since I posted astronomically late.

These are the main characters. We have Haruka, who is flat chested bubbly and charismatic. Then we have the shy moe yet big breasted Aoi who is …god I hate these bitches. Yes of course the introduction to a fucking magical girl is OH WE HAVE BEEN LATE GOOD THING WE ARE JUST IN TIME okay you know IM SICK OF THIS SHIT. STOP BEING SO GENERIC. YOU’RE SO PAINFUL FOR ME.

The final kick in the balls? I hate seafood. Gah you know the jiggly booby sound effect in the beginning with Aoi usually charms me into being a perv. And you know what, I don’t want to. I hate knowing that in like 2 months doujin-moe will put doujin of this up. I hate knowing this exists. It shouldn’t. I could use the money used to produce this anime to save kittens from trees and trees from fires and tiny children from men with dogs and if this anime exists, I’m pretty sure Kasey Anthony would have been convicted. I am single handedly sure this is the cause of most problems in the world. How else do I even express how painful it is to watch this. Nothing about this anime makes me interested. Continuing to hit play makes me want to punch myself in the uterus. The masochist in my is barfing and screaming the safe word. If this anime didn’t exist I’m pretty sure there’d be enough hope and truth in the world to produce a cure for many diseases. Canada wouldn’t have a conservative majority. I am not joking. This anime is so average there’s nothing to even make fun of. It’s so average it’s terrible. It’s so terrible it induces kidney stones.

I can’t even fucking do it. DO NOT WATCH THIS SHOW. they’re in a fucking public bathroom using each other’s names talking about their secret identities

 

theyre not even cute

 

THEYRE NOT EVEN CUTE

 

THE OPENING ISNT EVEN GOOD

 

I DONT EVEN WANT TO HEAR THAT SONG AGAIN

 

I USED TO PULL OUT ANIME DVDS JUST TO REPLAY THE OPENINGS AND ENDINGS COUNTLESSLY

 

I HAVE NEVER HEARD AN OPENING THIS BAD

 

I WILL NEVER BE IN THE MOOD FOR THIS ANIME IT’S A PIECE OF SHIT

 

FUCK THIS, NEVER WATCH IT

 

I GIVE THIS THE OKI STAMP OF SHIT. IT’S ATROCIOUS. 0/10, I WILL NEVER RETRACT THIS STATEMENT.

 

dropped

 

-oki

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  1. Eva

    This show is shit. I just zipping through it going, “LOL WTF IS THIS SHIT?” It wasn’t even amusing enough to kill time.

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