Evil Aichi returns as OH FUCK REALLY A LEGION ATTACK?! WHY, WHY WOULD YOU HURT ME THIS WAY SHOW!? WHY WOULD YOU HURT KAI THIS WAY. OUCH. ANGER. PAIN. ABSOLUTE LOCKS.
But then epic things happen…involving the word THE. Namely, THE GREAT which Kai rides in order to resummon his legion. THANK FUCKING GOD MY SOUL WAS HURTING. NO GUARD FOR AICHI AND CRITICAL ALL THE WAY BAYBAYYYYYYYY!!! So Aichi and Kai are at a standstill most of this match, right? Well TEARS OF BLOOD ON MY FACE BECAUSE OF ANGST AND GAY FEELINGS OKAY. Aichi absolute locks and breaks AGAIN. The FUCK IS KAI SUPPOSED TO DO? CALL A MAGICAL OTHER??!!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!?JFGHJKDLDFKD HNGHG GSJHKLFHDJ MY FUCKINNJKHNLKFHDJJHKLJH
We get to the heart of the matter when Kai admits he wants to win so he can have the seed and be sealed away himself. Aichi says he could never make him do that. Kai declares he will fucking destroy that idea and DECLARES FINAL TURN!
Kai rides once again, Perdition Emperor Dragon Overlord The Great! He seeks the mate once again and. . .can he truly do this?! All of Aichi’s friends declare they want to help take over his pain and help his suffering cease. Aichi doesn’t want to give in that easily. Even Blaster Blade doesn’t want that for Aichi. They can all accept Aichi, and even Link Joker.
Kai rides LEGION AGAIN! HE OBTAINS DOUBLE CRITICAL TRIGGER! THIS IS THE MOST EPIC FUCKING SHIT EVER AS HE OMFG HE GETS BLOCKED AND THEN DRAWS CRITICAL EVEN FUCKING MORE OH MY GOD CRITICAL TRIGGER OF FUCKING 5!!!! FUCKING 5!!!! HE HAS TO BE FUCKING TERRIBLE AT SHUFFLING TO GET THAT!!! OMFG!!!!!1 OMFG!!!! HE BEATS AICHI ANDNHDUKGHGKLJGHJKLDGH
my fucking god…the seed..the seed…comes out of aichi..AND FUCKING BLASTER BLADE HIMSELF DESTROYS IT!!!!!!!!!! BLASTER BLAAADE FUCCCKING DESTROYED IT AAAAGGGGGH IM SCREAAAAMING IM FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK MY GOD THATS SO FUCKING COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!! THEY ALL GET PIECES OF LINK JOKER TO TAKE ON THE BURDEN ALL TOGETHER FUCK IM SLAMMING MY HEAD INTO SHIT
A CARD GAME ANIME SHOULD NOT BE THIS COOL! BLASTER BLADE SHOULDN’T BE THIS COOL! HNGGGGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /EXPLODES/
The conflict of the season seems to be over now. Aichi no longer has to carry the burden of Link Joker by himself and the moon palace begins to disappear. KAI EVEN CATCHES AICHI AS HE STARTS TO FALL super boyfriends of card games. So is this it? Is this the finale?
Aichi wakes up in his bed…HIS bed, with his sister, who no longer believes she is an only child. Aichi’s friends all seem to remember him now and they have returned to normal. Link Joker is slowly becoming a part of vanguard, but only slightly, and Aichi is happy to see the slow transition. Aichi returns to Card Capitol and ….can once again be with his friends!
It seems next time, we’ll see a reaffirmation of just how much his friends need him. For now, the journey is over, and Link Joker no longer threatens to seal Aichi from his friends. This has been an intense ride filled with some really serious card games, which I try not to say too seriously. The point remains. . . this has been one of my favorite seasons. Now if only Ren would go back to black. . .