Time for my weekly prostrate exam.. I mean, Vanadis review! Eh, they’re the same thing. Either way you’re getting something in the butt. However while one’s for health, the other just makes me shake my head in shame and wonder when it’s going to be over.
Well I guess I better get it over with and just start.
So since last episode Super Mctits is fine from the snake bite and the group is hanging out with Lourie, including a scene where Fucker mcassface walks in to her in the hot spring. well at least it’s the only relatively decent character at the hot spring. And she did hit fucker in the head. which made me laugh. Because I hate fucker.
I know i don’t normally talk about the captions I say on the pictures but this is something I have to bring up. He sees her naked and she’s like “pfff i don’t care” when he says to cover up. She then basically says “what do you have to say for yourself?” he responds with “i’m very sorry” and she says “and what else” about 3 times and he still doesn’t get it. SHE WANTS YOU TO SAY SHE’S HOT YOU IDIOT.
Anyway then they go about town to fuck around and big tits mcidiot is a DOUCHE to Lourie FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON. despite the fact that she has an army at her disposal and can attack her at any time.
and in fact, after she’s a bitch to her, that’s exactly what she does. She joins up with the other army and attacks idiot mcfuckfaces/big titsmcasshole’s army.
THAT’S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING AN ASSHOLE FOR NO REASON TO A PERSON THAT SAVED YOUR LIVES A FEW HOURS AGO YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF CRAP.
It’s truly amazing just how much rage this bitch can induce from me. (and yes before any of you comment I know her being a dick to Lourie wasn’t the true reason why they’re attacking but still. YOU SHOULDN’T FUCKING DO THAT.)
Hey, remember the part of the series, you know, an episode ago when the king basically said “why the fuck did you go against our orders to save this country that’s not yours and let the prisoner control your army? we’re totally going to try you for treason for that”? and it was only by the grace of this one chick she wasn’t basically killed? Yeah well, LET’S FUCKING DO IT AGAIN! WHO THE FUCK CARES! NO CONSEQUENCES FOR ANYONE!!! GARY STUS AND MARY SUES CAN’T DIE ANYWAY!
So then it’s decided that Red Hair mcbitchface should go and check out a path to Lourie’s stronghold, they put him in a bear fur so he can go secretly.
After walking for a while he just so HAPPENS to stumble across Lourie who doesn’t recognize him. Meeting this new person she’s actually incredibly nice to him and treats him like an honored guest, even revealing self unsurities and doubts to this new stranger who she lets into her heart and becomes her friend.
Yeah. maybe this will show the true side of Tigre! I mean it’s not like he would after all that hospitality and kindness follow her back to her fort and use that information against her to attack-
I hate this guy. I hate him so much. This guy is in my top 3 worst male anime characters of all time. I hate him so much. The sea of unyielding hatred I have for this guy is only rivaled by my desire to see him and his firstborn die in a blaze of hellfire brought forth by satan himself who will be too disgusted to gaze upon Tigre for fear of HIS own soul, so his remains must be sent into an eternal void where he must spend eternity alone and tormented with the ghosts of his past.
In short, I don’t very much care for this guy.
So yes……. after he uses this information to attack, they go to attack the gate. However, Fucktits’ magic sword doesn’t work against the gate. Oh, wow. for once her magic didn’t work. I guess they must have to come up with a new plan to-
He uses his bullshit arrows to break through the door.
Because of course, bullshit arrows are bullshit.
So as they’re going to fight, the episode ends.
God this show. Why do you exist? Did someone just say “gee, I really want to make the worst piece of shit ever conceived by man?”
Other guy: “well that depends, how awful do you want to make the main characters?”
First guy: “why the worst pieces of human garbage of course! the female will have the hubris of 1000 men and the mary sue abilities to back it up!”
Other guy: “go on”
First guy: “and the male character will be the worst most terrible gary stu over powered bullshit character who all the girls will love even though it’s obvious who he’ll be with!”
Other guy: “and continuity?”
First guy: “what continuity?”
(they both laugh)
I hate tigre and his bullshit “i’m such a nice guy yet amazing at everything i touch beyond what’s conceivably humanly possible” and the other chick’s “I’m a cocky childish DOUCHEBAG with the importance of Bella and all of the personality.”
FUCK THIS SHOW. The only thing I like about this show is Lourie. BECAUSE SHE ACTUALLY FEELS SORT OF LIKE AN ACTUAL HUMAN BEING.
Oh, but her opinion is less valid because she has smaller boobs. FUCK YOU Elen. FUCK YOU.
I do not care about you. I do not care about your plight, your land, and your people, or even your story. Everyone in this show (minus Lourie) needs to fucking die in a fire.