Now for those of you who were pumped up for another exciting episode of World Trigger filled with action and suspense— Too fucking bad. it’s mostly about two guys fishing and a giant Guinea Pig (yeah I know it’s not a Guinea pig shut up)

Naw that’s….that’s really all that happens in this episode. What’s that? You want a breakdown? Here you go.

So Jin says “Hey, you should totally join our branch. We’ll protect you from HQ from being a bunch of dicks.” So Jin takes them to his HQ. and surprisingly, it looks terrible.

Ugh, it's like Baltimore all over again
Ugh, it’s like Baltimore all over again

So he escorts them in as they are greeted by a girl with glasses, a little boy, and a Capybara (this guinea pig looking thing)

Oh god! he has a duckface too! it's spreading!
Oh god! he has a duckface too! it’s spreading!

While there the girl with the glasses basically tells the guys that they have a very small branch (only 10 people) but they’re all very strong.

After that there is a good 10 minute chunk of nothing happening. They realize they don’t have dinner so duckface and the kid try to fish, they fail, they think there’s an intruder but it’s just the pizza man. Tee hee.

Hey, hope you don't mind I just walked through the front door of your government agency base. That's be $15.30
Hey, hope you don’t mind I just walked through the front door of your government agency base. That’ll be $15.30.

The only interesting thing that happened this episode is that Duckface finally gets to talk to Maes Hughes about his father’s friend.

Only to find out that he’s dead and he is Jin’s black trigger.

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Well uh….that was uh… anticlimactic.

So the thing about duckface’s goal, the thing we’ve been waiting for for 10 episodes is like “nope, lol he’s dead.” Fantastic jobs guys. I actually almost miss the board room scenes.

Finally Maes asks duckface openly “Will he join their branch?” and he says “No.” Well….that totally wasn’t a waste either. Good job.

And that’s the end of the episode.

No, really, that’s ALL that happened this episode. Most of it was stuff like “Here’s your room you can stay in?” or “What will we have for dinner?” or Wet Blanket’s complete inability to believe that this is a government base.

I’m not even joking, five minutes of the episode was dedicated to FISHING.

Seriously. Fucking Fishing.
Seriously. Fucking Fishing.

One of the few interesting things is that we get to see Duckface in the neighbor world where he has black hair. And HE STILL HAS THE FUCKING DUCK FACE.

Pics or it didn't happen? There. It happened.
Pics or it didn’t happen? There. It happened.

Trust me. When I say nothing happened this episode, NOTHING HAPPENED. This is like “Girlfriend” Level of nothing happening. I was so bored waiting for ANYTHING to happen, however to my displeasure, NOTHING DID.

This is a really short review because there’s NOTHING to talk about. I don’t feel like talking about the stupid 5 year old for 500 words so…yeah.. there you go. Incredibly short review for an episode about nothing.

Episode: 3.5/10

Duck Face counter: 26 TWENTY FUCKING SIX

-Hideki