This episode focuses on Natsume. Wow. Two actually satisfying character episodes in a row! Too bad this show is already too much of a piece of utter crap for me to GIVE A SHIT.

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I still hate this show.

So Natsume is lonely this episode. She gets angry when she’s hit on and is afraid that if Shizuku and Haru get together she’ll be always alone. Honestly I understand her in the majority of this episode and understand- depending on your type of friendship you really are supposed to finish together.

this show hurts me so.
this show hurts me so.

But damn, I’m still sick and I don’t know what this bastard show wants from me. The author is obviously trying to impart some stupid ass wisdom in this episode and I can’t help but feel it’s being forcefed to me like an epileptic seizure.

I can’t sum up this show more than I have in the last few episodes. This episode features only about 3 minutes of Haru and Shizuku alone and yet I already want to punch a baby over it. In 3 minutes alone we get forcefed the idea that they’re going to be growing up together. Yes.

I WOULD DEFINE GROWING UP TOGETHER AS CONSTANTLY ACCIDENTALLY ASSAULTING YOUR OTHER PARTNER

IGNORING YOUR PROBLEMS

AND HAVING A TERRIBLE CHEMISTRY THAT HALF THE TIME THE SHOW REALLY FORCES ON YOU AND HALF THE

 

TIME IT SAYS IT DOESN’T EXIST.

 

Point A: We always misunderstand each other
Point B: Yamaken notes he has to be honest just like Haru

whats that?! bullshit mountain is calling?!
whats that?! bullshit mountain is calling?!

BUT THEY’RE NOT HONEST
THEY’RE NOT TRUTHFUL
I HATE THIS SHOW
I WISH IT WOULD DISSOLVE INTO THE NOTHINGNESS OF AN EMPTY BLACK ABYSS

in fact

especially the fucking monster next to me
especially the fucking monster next to me

STOP IT YOU JACKASSES I DONT BELIEVE OR HONESTLY CARE THAT YOU’RE TRYING TO SAY THEYRE SOUL MATES. THEYRE TERRIBLE FOR EACH OTHER AND I HATE SEEING THEM TOGETHER AND FUCK

FUCK YOU SHOW

I’m sorry, what else can I even say?

Let’s discuss all the things that have better romantic development than Haru and Shizuku.

True Blood

Sooki at least figured out Bill fed her his blood and had to confront those issues. AND THERE WERE BOOBIES AND HOT NAKED BLONDE GUYS.

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Kingdom Hearts

I think we all know Kairi accepts how gay Sora is in KH2.

THAT FUCKING SHOW ABOUT THE HAMPSTERS

You know it’s true. Hamtaro and Bijuu’s love were like a star in the night sky. Only with hampsters, and less night skies.

Boobs x Queen’s Blade

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THROUGH THICK AND THIN THEIR LOVE HAS SURVIVED

My foot

True story, my foot has always been there for me. In good times and bad, it always stuck around, and when I hurt it it was honest with me.

And now that I have pointed this out, how many more arguments can I even make guys? HOW MANY MORE TIMES CAN I REITERATE HOW MUCH THIS SHOW PISSES ME OFF?tonari1206

EVERYTIME YAMAKEN SCREWS UP AT SHOWING SHIZUKU HOW HE FEELS I FEEL 15 TIMES MORE INTERESTED AND FANGIRLY THAN ANYTHING ELSE IN THIS SHOW.

 

THIS SHOW IS A PRESUMPTUOUS PIECE OF GARBAGE THAT FORCES IT’S IDEALS

INTO MY FACE WITH A FUCKING FLAWED ASS ROMANCE THAT WOULD NEVER

WORK.

 

FLAWED AS HELL.

 

It’s like false as hell, but I can’t fucking smother this show with a pillow like fucking Othello did. YEAH I JUST FUCKING REFERENCED OTHELLO. At least Othello thought his wife was cheating(not a good reason, but hey at least he didnt JUST MAKE SHIT UP IN HIS HEAD). Haru imagines tearing off Shizuku’s limbs in order to keep her by his side.

True love.

tonari1209

Oki

This Post Has 4 Comments

  1. doodledailyblog

    “whats that?! bullshit mountain is calling?!” – LOL!!!

    I just laugh all the way through your blogs about My Little Monster. Hahaha I agree it’s just getting pathetic at this point. Shizuku is a cute character (to me at least) so I wish her pairing with Haru would be more … compatible. Shizuku’s mom and dad make me think that’s how Haru and Shizuku will be. Foreshadowing much?

    Natsume has an interesting character design but honestly I find her boring, and a baby. She’s way too emotional but I was rooting with her when she confronted her love interest and actually confessed her feelings. GOOD FOR HER! Maybe she’ll redeem herself in the long run.

    I think I’ll keep watching this series just to see how it ends up. I hope you keep writing about this show because I very much enjoy reading your rants.

    1. Oki

      I love Shizuku. But every imaginary scenario with Kenji is 5 times more adorable LOL

  2. Mai

    LMAO!!! Hahahaha XD I don’t even watch this show anymore, but I just read your reviews because I believe they are better than the show itself. I’ve read the manga and enjoyed some of its moments, but really, the whole story is horrible. The best of them all is really Yamaken. He’s too cute!!! I love him more than any disordered character in there dammit!! XD

    Oh yeahh next ep would be the time Shizuku and Haru would be oh so perfect and realize and all that and become crazies over each other, and I still don’t care too because they so don’t feel good as a couple. Hahahah ^^ I believe next ep would be the most horrible get-together ever, but yeah we could have a good laugh with your funny reviews and remarks and relief would be there since this horrible show would be so oh-ver, and the only thing we’re going to be sad about is that we can’t rant about it anymore!! XD

    P.S. I really couldn’t understand those people who hail this show. It can be refreshing at some parts, but really, they are failing to see it in a bigger picture and are so blinded because it’s-oh-so-refreshing when I had read tons of manga that are oh-so-much-refreshing and are not as horrible as this.

  3. Linzz

    I agree with Mai.

    This show sucks while Oki’s rants are better. HOHOHOHO

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