Wow. I did not realize how nice I was being to this show last episode. This show doesn’t have nothing happen, this show has LESS than nothing happen. Like….so little happens in this show it’s actually hurting my brain.
What’s that? You want the plot? Well here you go. Here is the entire plot of this episode.
Oh no! I’m fat!
What? No. No i’m done. That’s the entire synopsis. I’m not leaving anything out. THAT IS THE ENTIRE PLOT OF THE EPISODE.
In the first 30 seconds of the show she steps on the scale and goes OH NO I’M FAT!
What do you mean that’s it hideki? Surely there must be more than just her worrying bout being fat?
NOPE!
THAT
IS
THE
ENTIRE
EPISODE
You know, out there, there’s shows about people fighting over the holy grail, people defending the universe from space aliens, magical girls, giant titans, but no. This is the fucking show that spends 25 minutes having a girl worry over whether or not she’s FAT. and she’s NOT FAT. GO FUCK YOURSELF SHOW.
Watching this all I can think about is that money went into this. A lot of money. Voice actors, animators, music, post production people, directors, producers, and not one fucking person said. “HOLY SHIT! THIS IS BORING PIECE OF CRAP!” It’s staggering.
And at the end she decides to go exercise. And then when offered snacks she eats them again.
Now I may seem like i’m raging on this show, but this isn’t like Vanadis. Vanadis is a fuck you you’re terrible go die in a fire kind of awful. This is the kind of awful where you just wonder why it even exists. There is no reason for this show to exist. Nothing happens. At all. I can’t even tell if there’s an overarching plot except for maybe the fact that this chick does gymnastics.
For all the characters they add to this show, it is dull.It is dry. It’s boring as fuck. But for all I say about this show, unlike Vanadis….it’s harmless. Goddamn is it boring and useless…but it’s harmless. I don’t exactly WANT to continue covering it but fuck it I will. after all, sometimes I need help going to sleep.
Episode: zzzzzzzzzzzz/(snore)
-Hideki