Bikini Warriors ep 1 [It’s definitely Bikini Warriors]
Well everyone, I’m here to reassure you. Bikini Warriors is definitely about bikinis. And girls wearing bikinis while they fight monsters. This show is not a lie, it is a giant ecchi filled adventure with giant boobies and who wants anything more than that? Probably most of us. But I’m a giant fan of ecchi giggling boobies so why not right?
The entire concept of this episode is addressing the premise. “This armor sucks!” is basically the first minute as every girl is basically destroyed by the bikini armor. However they go back, get more armor, and the main girl is like ‘it’s just the freaking same’ she lampshades the hell out of everything I think and it’s just so funny. But then low and behold, the bikini armor actually works.
I don’t know what to say about this show. I don’t know if I was expecting something worse or something better, but I definitely got exactly what the show was trying to show me. I actually enjoyed it but I knew I’d be in for a lot of jiggling. Wasn’t expecting, however, to actually see them lampshading anything or for people to ironically be you know. . .’oh wow they’re so cool’ once they changed into the ‘second’ armor.
The shopkeeper who sells them this armor also ironically seems to aware. He sells them the armor knowing full well it’s exactly the same, and finds their embarassment at bikinis so shocking because they’re so proud of their armor once they know it works. But I think all the girls are cute and overall the show isn’t harmful. Will I cover it? Actually that depends on if anyone wants to see it. There’s no harm in covering a show like this so long as it’s content people want. In any case, I’ll give it another week or two to see what kind of shtick they’ll keep up with.
I’m expecting boobs.