“What am I doing with my life?”
I-I-I I don’t know where to start here…
To give you a little taste of that route you should listen to this: ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬
This is again, not very subtle tbut it’s not my fault, really.
There will be some mature content in that review but I’ll try remain as classy as I’m always, you know, really classy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
However, I just cannot find metaphors for everything. So if you are uncomfortable with subjects like sex, SM, threesome and kinky shit, don’t read.
I initially wanted to see what happens if you meet Manboy during Sundays. Manboy is the one with White hair aka the cute one. White hair is always superior anyway. So yes I thought there was a route where you can pursue Manboy… and there is, however, it doesn’t just involve Manboy but also Dorian Gray and Alfani. Are you ready for some really romantic stuff? Let’s go.
Fuka comes to the Brothel the first time to see Manboy, of course she does not understand what kind of place it is. For those who did not understand, it’s a whorehouse. Yessssss!!! I know… Super cool right. On her first meeting with Manboy he explains that this place is a café , where you relax and meet with other people yeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaah, suuuuuuurrrreeee ” relax with other people” . I get it now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Also you learn that Kyrie is a regular customer, a top customer of this place, like he has a golden fidelity card to the place if I can put it that way. Somehow that doesn’t surprise me at all.
Then you meet Alfani, he looks like a girl, sounds like a girl but is a guy. It’s a trap people! Anyway, this dude is annoying, the type of guy to add desu ne at the end of every sentence if you know what I mean. Anyway he kind of says that this is a whorehouse and that he is a prostitute but cuz Fuka or should I say Fucka is clueless, she doesn’t get it. Another day, you meet Alfani on the street, I’m almost sure he was stalking Fucka that creep. He asks you if you’re more S or M. If you say S he’ll be happy, which kind of means that he likes being beaten…. OH also, the thing he’s holding all the time? I thought it was some necklace or fabric but nooooo, it’s a whip ladies and gentlemans. Nice, heh? I know and we’re only getting started.
One day, after another visit to the Brothel, Manboy tells Fucka not to come back anymore and says something like he has fallen in love with her. The same day you also meet with Dorian gray who clearly doesn’t look like a respectable man at all. He basically talks shit about Manboy and invites Fucka in the whorehouse. He puts her in a room with that creepy Alfani and even if nothing is shown of course, well… things might have happened. After that FUCKA RETURNS TO THE BROTHEL and there is Kyrie being all “oh what a surprise to see you here” and pays for her. YES! He says: “put her activities on my bill, let her do as she pleases.” I kind of want to see what kind of ambiance there must be during dinner in the OZ family now.
But things are still light at that point. Do you wish to hear more?! WEELLL, Fucka goes back to the brothel another time and this time, it’s time for KINKY SHIT! YEAH! YOUHHHOUUU!! Creepy Alfani gives her a whip and tells “I’ll call you master, treat me as your pet, mess me real good”.
What the hell am I playing?
The next morning this creep explains that he’s doing this because he likes to make people happy. Yeeeeah… By the way you can notice that the dude clearly has bruises all over his body… After a while he says that he thinks of Fucka even when he’s screwing with someone else which is kind of sweet… I guess… Honestly I don’t even know anymore.
At this point I had lose hope, even more when Kyrie did encourage Fucka and said that, heh, it was okay go to the brothel, he’s not going to stop her. So she goes back again and meets with Dorian Gray who asks her if Alfani is nice with her . She replies “ Not so much, he’s good at what he does but it’s not enough”. I have to admit that I laughed really loudly reading this line. What a horny chick. But … I did not expect the following thing: Dorian Gray putting drugs into Fucka’s glass in order to have an “adult affair” with her. So the next morning Manboy asks you again to not go back to the Brothel for your own sake and mentions that Dorian Gray is also abusing him. NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE! OOOH BUT IT’S NOT OVER YET! NOOOOOOOOOOO
The next Sunday, Fucka GOES BACK AGAIN, because she’s addicted to the D now. And this time, because she says she wasn’t satisfied enough with Dorian Gray, the latter order Manboy to join the party. So there you go, a nice little threesome. At this point, I was cringing, but more crying than being amused. I take back what I said about Caramia’s route being tasteless, bring me BACK!
But my suffering did not end here. I’d like to say Fucka’s suffering too, but she was clearly enjoying all that kinky stuff. After the threesome, Dorian Gray declares her dead, so that she can be his sex doll for the rest of her life, chained and everything. Even Alfani is like “youpiii then I could have sex with her all the time“. At this point I thought: HEH, she’s going to regret it now. BUT NOOOOOOOO SHE’S OKAY! SHE’S EVEN HAPPY WITH THE SITUATION! After that everybody sleeps with everybody, and there’s actually some quite described stuff that I did not expect seeing in an Otome game. Like REAAALLY precise stuff, I’m not joking here.
After a while, Manboy helps Fucka to take control of the brothel. Dorian Gray is amused by the situation and accepts to let her control the place and becomes her servent.
A nice feature of the game is that you can rename Dorian Gray the way you want when he’s your servant.
So I had fun:
I think Dipshit suits him well.
Getting this ending after the first one made me realize that the first ending was actually not that bad compared to the second one. In this ending pretty much the same shit happens. Fucka is chained and locked in the mansion. In this end you learn that Dorian Gray kills the sick prostitutes and isolates the pregnant ones until they give birth. Then he trains the babies to become prostitutes. Niiiiiiiice, niiiiiiiiice. Seriously, this is horrible. I cannot express how much I hate Dorian Gray, he is one of the worst piece of shit I’ve ever seen in my life. Of course I’m aware that dudes like him have existed and are probably still existing and it makes me sick.
But in this end Fucka realizes that she has made a mistake. YOU DON’T SAY!? So she decides to escape. She tries but sick Alfani is here and turns into a S, punishing her for trying to escape. So Manboy tries to help her escaping but she doesn’t want to escape at this point. It’s probably because of Dorian and Alfani abusing her that she has developed a deep Stockholm syndrome. The route ends with Kyrie witnessing Fucka’s submission to Dorian Gray. The last sentence pronounced by Dorian Gray is: “ This is the conclusion she wanted”. And I was sitting behind my computer trying to object like: ” no, not really, I just wanted to end up with the nice white hair guy not to witness that kind of kinky shit.”
I must admit that all this sexual implied stuff is quite funny at the beginning but when shit went down I was asking myself what the hell was I doing with my life. Especially when Dorian Gray arrives…That DIPSHIT! So of course I prefer the first ending when Fucka has the control of the brothel and can screw with whoever she wants, but is this a good end in itself? EEEHHH, not really.
But the part that fucked me up the most was when Fucka goes back to the Brothel again, after Dorian had put drugs in her glass. I mean, I can understand if you like having SM fun with that girlish dude but when a guy puts drugs in your glass you go back?!!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! WHEN A GUY PUTS DRUGS IN YOUR GLASS IT’S A RED FLAG.
Well, going to the Brothel every week is pretty red flagish in the first place but still.
More than a red flag it’s a black flag it means that you run! YOU RUN AWAY FOR YOU LIFE! YOU AVOID HIM AT ALL COSTS! What is wrong with this girl? Furthermore, I’m sorry but in the OZ family, where she lives, there are 3 hot dudes waiting for her to decide which one she wants to screw. AND IT’S FREE! YEAH! MARK MY WORDS IT’S FREE AT HOME! It’s like going outside in a creepy restaurant to eat some weird shit that you don’t know if it’s not full of bacteria or not, when you can have a deluxe meal at home, with fresh meat, clean and free.
Would you buy expensive tacos in a shit fast food if your dad was a Mexican cook? NO! BECAUSE IT WOULDN’T MAKE ANY SENSE! YOU STAY HOME AND EAT AS MANY BURRITOS AS YOU WISH ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Aha, I’m having way to much fun writing this, I need to calm down a bit.
You’ve guessed it, I’m not the biggest fan of that kind of stuff. This route looked like a concentration of all the Diabolik lovers content that they did not put in the rest of the routes. I hope there’s a route where I can kill Dorian Gray. I really hope there is. In itself the route is not bad if you’re looking for some fucked up shit. But this route ain’t no romance at all, this is just fucked up things, that kills all your hopes to end up with the nice Manboy.
I laughed first, then I face palmed and now, I’ve developed some kind of allergic reaction to Dorian Gray and Alfani. Whenever I see them in other routes, all my body becomes tense and I can feel the hate overflowing me. Worst thing is, in Caramia route, when you get married, guess who is the priest? YESS! THIS MOTHERFUCKER!! DORIAN GRAY IS THE PRIEST! In french I’would say “Raclure de fond de chiottes” to qualify him, in English I’m going to use Dipshit and Scumbag, which are both doing a great job at describing Dorian Gray.
Coming next on Ozmafia!!: We will move on from all that kinky stuff to find comfort with Soh, the guy who looks like a cream puff.